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I am a writer and teacher living in Washington, DC.  My writing has appeared on McSweeney's, in Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney's Book of Lists, and at An Army of Ermas

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Over ten years of teaching, I've gotten a kick out of the entertaining things kids say as they try to figure out how the world works.  I've also killed a class pet.  Read some of my stories about teaching and some quotes from the kids I've taught on my blog, Dead Class Pets.

Read Me on McSweeney's

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Crate and Barrel Furniture or Character from The Wire?

Ingredients in Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips

Lowest Priority H1N1 Vaccine Groups

Lesser Known Movie Prequels

Time Flies when You're Eating Pork!

Tryin' to Getcha Blessed

McSweeney's Brain Exploder

Mozart and the Tooth Fairy

Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney's Book of Lists

McSweeney's-Related

Muting the Call to Service by Dave Eggers

Readers' Suggestions for Movie Prequels

Read Me at An Army of Ermas

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Welcome to the Building

And Around We Go

More Effective Than eHarmony

The Most Interesting Third Graders in the World

24 is More Than Enough

Read Me in Print

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My Funny Valentine